I am, but not quite.
so-pleasantly-strange:

acid-anarchism:

ny007ny:

Instead of killing an unwanted  tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.

woah

#HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING#IT’S ALL LIKE#’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’#AND THE TREE IS ALL LIKE#’WHOOP!’#AND IT’S ALL LIKE SHIT YEAH GOT A TREE#this could also be used for murder.

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

whoredinarygirl:

ven0moth:

thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

 How do tears get to your leg

 it’s a euphemism for peeing your pants

whoredinarygirl:

ven0moth:

thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

How do tears get to your leg

it’s a euphemism for peeing your pants

llamasandninjaturtleunicorns:

thebaconconspiracies:


juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^


the monsters like “he was having a fucking dream if youre kids are to stupid to relize there are monsters on the cover and it could be scary, im sorry, what about monsters inc.?” he looks so confused

llamasandninjaturtleunicorns:

thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

^^

the monsters like “he was having a fucking dream if youre kids are to stupid to relize there are monsters on the cover and it could be scary, im sorry, what about monsters inc.?” he looks so confused

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

image

back to school commercials after graduation

image

eeveelutions-and-friends:

Eeveelutions by Ayasal

I recommend checking out the rest of her gallery, she has really pretty art!

hotsuburbandad:

bamyasi:

cooldudebro:

petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

thebackyardigans:

dashcon 2014